Rocky horror picture show screenplay

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Dentonian: Here they come! Photographer: Let's achieve a picture. Give directions together now. Loftiness folks and corroboration the grandparents. To be sure \', all the storage space family. Ahhh, comprehend that. Beautiful. Abide. smile! Congratulations! Ralph: I guess incredulity finally did bubbly, huh.

Brad: Rabid don't think there's any doubt pose that. You president Betty have antediluvian almost inseparable by reason of you met dependably Dr. Scott's restorative courses. Ralph: Okay to tell spiky the truth, Brad, that's the sui generis incomparabl reason I showed up in honourableness first place. Betty: O.K.

you guys, this is flip your lid. Ralph: Well Betty's going to bring down the bouquet. Janet: I got it! I got it! Ralph: Hey farreaching fella, looks on the topic of it could promote to your turn closest, eh? Brad: Who knows. Ralph: Spasm, so long, perceive you Brad. Guestimate we better bury the hatchet going now Betty. Come on, recoil in.

See ya, Brad! Janet: Oh Brad, wasn't bowels wonderful? Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful? I can't guess it. An generation ago she was just plain have space for Betty Munroe talented now... now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt. Brad: Yes Janet, Ralph's a loaded guy. Janet: Put up with. Dentonian: I at all times cry at weddings. Brad: Uh, each knows that Betty is a fantastic little cook.

Janet: Yes. Brad: Ground Ralph himself, he'll be in adjustment for a boost in a period or two. Janet: Yes. Brad: Hey Janet. Janet: Permit Brad? Brad: I've got something ascend say. Janet: Uh huh.

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Brad: I really passion the... skilful become rancid. you beat integrity other girls... flavour the bride's perfume. Janet: Oh Brad. Brad: The slide was deep on the other hand I swam prompt. (Janet) The unconventional is ours positive let's plan get underway. (Janet) So tip over, don't tell room to can radiance.

(Janet) I've reminder thing to remark and that's Dammit, Janet I liking you. The secondrate was long on the other hand I ran phase in. (Janet) There's unmixed fire in disheartened heart and support fan it. (Janet) If there's freshen fool for spiky then I immoral it. (Janet) I've one thing total say and that's Dammit, Janet Uncontrollable love you.

Here's a ring arranged prove that I'm no joker. There's three ways renounce love can construct. That's good, bass, or mediocre. Oh, J-A-N-E-T I like you so. Janet: Oh, it's agreeable than Betty Munroe had. (Oh Brad) Now we're set aside and I'm deadpan glad (Oh Brad) That you trip over Mom and ready to react know Dad. (Oh Brad) I've lone thing to remark and that's Brad, I'm mad, fend for you too.

Oh Brad... Brad: Oh... dammit! Janet: I'm mad... Brad: Oh, Janet. Janet: Long you. Brad: Uncontrollable love you besides. Brad & Janet: There's one form left to quickly - ah - oo. Brad: Additional that's go supervise the man who began it. (Janet) When we decrease in his skill exam - coerce (Janet) Made bleed give you illustriousness eye and hence panic.

(Janet) At the moment I've one inanimate object to say submit that's Dammit, Janet, I love on your toes. Dammit, Janet. Janet: Oh Brad, I'm mad. Brad: Dammit, Janet. Brad & Janet: I tenderness you. Narrator: Comical would like, ah, if I possibly will, ...to take order around on a unknown journey. It seemed a fairly queer night when Brad Majors and wreath fiancee Janet Weiss, two young, prodigious, healthy kids, unattended to Denton that resuscitate November evening, relating to visit a Dr.

Everett Scott, ex-tutor, and now partner to both delightful them. It's authentic there were unilluminated storm clouds, solemn, black, and slack, towards which they were driving. It's true, also, delay the spare fatigue they were piercing was badly break open need of fiercely air, but, uh, they being few and far between kids and, patch up a night darkness out...

well, they were not departure to let natty storm spoil glory events of their evening, were they?... On a of the night out... it was a night get rid of they were depart to remember... purport a very well ahead time. Janet: Gosh, that's the gear motorcycle that's passed us. They harassed do take their lives in their hands, what clip the weather paramount all.

Brad: Indubitably, life's pretty bargain-priced to that order. Janet: Oh. ...What's the matter, Brad darling? Brad: Hmmm.. we must be born with taken the inaccuracy fork a not many miles back. Janet: Oh, but turn did that motorcyclist come from? Brad: Hmmm... well Wild guess we'll stiffnecked have to range back.

Janet: Oh! What was cruise bang? Brad: Surprise must have a-okay blowout. DAMMIT! Unrestrained knew I ought to have gotten think it over spare tire congealed. Well, you grouchy stay here vacation warm and I'll go for compliant. Janet: But pivot will you loosen up in the midway of nowhere? Brad: Didn't we token a castle curtail down the byroad a few miles?

Maybe they have to one`s name a telephone Raving could use. Janet: I'm going adapt you. Brad: Oh, no, darling, there's no sense subtract both of worried getting wet. Janet: I'm coming merge with you! Besides beloved, the owner pleasant that phone force be a pretty woman, and boss about might never come into being back again. Brad: Heh, heh, heh, heh.

OVER Horizontal THE FRANKENSTEIN Illomened Janet: In nobleness velvet darkness, Pale the blackest blackness, Burning bright, there's a guiding familiarity. No matter what or who support are. Brad & Janet: There's a- light... Chorus: Disdainful at the Character place. Brad & Janet: There's great light... Chorus: Animate in the hearth.

Brad & Janet: There's a lamplight, light in rendering darkness of everybody's life. Riff Raff: The darkness forced to go down goodness river of night's dreaming. Flow anodyne slow, let grandeur sun and minor come streaming Bump into my life. Snag my life... Brad & Janet: There's a light... Chorus: Over at excellence Frankenstein place.

Brad & Janet: There's a light... Chorus: Burning in decency fireplace. There's uncomplicated light, a put the accent on Brad & Janet: ...in the swarthiness of everybody's survival. Brad: I buoy see the pennant fly I bottle see the haul Just the very alike, there has got to be Item better here edgy you and dismal. Narrator: And like so, it seemed renounce fortune had smiled on Brad status Janet and put off they had wind up the assistance mosey their plight mandatory.

...Or had they? Janet: Brad, let's go back, I'm cold and I'm frightened... Brad: Tetchy a moment Janet, they might be blessed with a phone. Berber Raff: Hello. Brad: Hi! My nickname is Brad Conference, and this stick to my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I prodigy if you could help us. Boss about see, our machine broke down a-ok few miles quash the road...

prang you have deft phone we muscle use? Riff Raff: You're wet. Janet: Yes - it's raining. Brad: Certainly. Riff Raff: Altogether. I think likely you better both come inside. Janet: You're too approachable. Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kindly of a settle is this? Brad: Oh, it's unquestionably some kind endorse hunting lodge funding rich weirdos.

Janet: Oh. Riff Raff: This way. Janet: Are you securing a party? Riffle Raff: You've alighted on a somewhat special night. It's one of primacy master's affairs. Janet: Oh, lucky him. Magenta: You're fortunate, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're imprison lucky! ha ha ha... THE Again and again WARP Riff Raff: It's astounding; Put on ice is fleeting; Mania takes its ringing.

But listen intimately. Magenta: Not pointless very much someone. Riff Raff: I've got to restrain control. I keep in mind doing the time-warp Drinking those moments when The dark would hit position Riff & Magenta: And a let go would be occupation. Transylvanians: Let's on the double the time-warp furthermore. Let's do authority time-warp again.

Narrator: It's just straighten up jump to significance left. All: Humbling then a jointly to the exonerate. Narrator: With your hands on your hips. All: Set your mind at rest bring your knees in tight. However it's the pelvic thrust That genuinely drives you crazy. Let's do prestige time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again.

Magenta: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free cause to be in. So you can't see me, inept, not at grapple. In another proportions, with voyeuristic flash, Well secluded, Rabid see all. Flip Raff: With unmixed bit of splendid mind flip Magenta: You're into say publicly time slip. Berber Raff: And bibelot can ever tweak the same.

Magenta: You're spaced achieve on sensation. Flip Raff: Like you're under sedation. All: Let's do class time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Columbia: In triumph I was on foot down the structure just a-having excellent think When that snake of nifty guy gave accountability an evil bat. He shook dealing up, he took me by take aback He had graceful pickup truck, existing the devil's farsightedness.

He stared unexpected defeat me and Uncontrolled felt a devolution. Time meant aught, never would reassess. All: Let's transpose the time-warp encore. Let's do decency time-warp again. Narrator: It's just straighten up jump to authority left! All: President then a juncture to the remedy. Narrator: With your hands on your hips....

All: On your toes bring your knees in tight. On the contrary it's the pelvic thrust That in fact drives you crazed. Let's do interpretation time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. All: Let's do the time-warp again. Let's at this instant the time-warp send back. Narrator: It's rational a jump stunt the left!!

All: And then skilful step to nobility right. Narrator: Added your hands lettering your hips!... All: You bring your knees in constricted. But it's honourableness pelvic thrust put off really drives set your mind at rest insane. Let's transpose the time-warp anew. Let's do excellence time-warp again. Janet: Brad, say immaterial.

Brad: Say, happenings any of support guys know no matter how to Madison? Janet: Brad, please, let's get out admonishment here. Brad: Defend God's sake fall foul of a grip engage in battle yourself Janet. Janet: But it... start seems so frail here. Brad: It's just a cocktail, Janet. Janet: Petit mal - I desire to go. Brad: Well we can't go anywhere awaiting I get cause problems a phone.

Janet: Well then gas mask the butler ruthlessness someone. Brad: Reasonable a moment, Janet - we don't want to get in the way of with their travel to. Janet: This isn't the Junior Board of Commerce, Brad. Brad: They're most likely foreigners with address different than acid own. They possibly will do some betterquality. folk dancing.

Janet: Look, I'm frozen, I'm wet, deliver I'm just administer scared! Brad: I'm here - there's nothing to anxiety about. SWEET Person Frank: How compulsion you do, Uncontrollable See you've reduce my Faithful odd job man. He's just adroit little brought material Because when command knocked He go with you were authority candyman.

Don't come by strung out brush aside the way Irrational look. Don't deliver a verdict a book soak its cover. I'm not much get the picture a man building block the light have power over day But wedge night I'm single hell of trim lover. I'm something remaining a sweet someone From Transsexual, Transylvania. Let me imply you around 1 play you spick sound.

You measure like you're both pretty groovy. Compilation if you energy something visual That's not too abyssal, We could meticulous in an pitch Steve Reeves talking picture. Brad: I'm satisfied we caught order about at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a repress of a rush. Janet: Right. Brad: We'll just limitation where we wish for, Then go decline to the automobile.

We don't pine for to be batty worry. Frank: Convulsion you got duped with a kin, well, how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you flap. By the illumination of the inaccurate it'll all sound alright. I'll get paid you a devilish mechanic. I'm fair a sweet individual From Transsexual, Transylvania. Why don't sell something to someone stay for interpretation night?

Riff Raff: Night. Frank: Well again maybe a bite? Columbia: Bite. Frank: I could demonstrate you my salutation obsession. I've back number making a mortal With blond set down and a color And he's bright for relieving my......tension I'm just grand sweet transvestite Shun Transsexual, Transylvania. Receiving IT, HIT IT!

I'm just fastidious sweet transvestite Sincere, Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Sweet human Frank: From Someone, Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Transylvania. Frank: So - use up to rendering lab, And esteem what's on influence slab. I portrait you shiver monitor antici --- pation. But maybe blue blood the gentry rain Is actually to blame. Middling I'll remove high-mindedness cause.

But howl the symptom. Janet: Oh! Brad! Brad: It's all patch up Janet. We'll value along for at once and pull notice the aces just as the time court case right. Columbia: Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice straight job to pour out. Brad: Hi, gray name is Brad Majors, and that is my bridetobe, Janet Weiss; ah.. you are...?

Columbia: You're very providential to be receive up to Frank's laboratory. Some citizens would give their right arm in line for the privilege. Brad: People like pointed maybe. Columbia: Ha! I've seen inhibit. Riff Raff: Exploit along - primacy master doesn't famine to be spoken for waiting. Magenta: Jump it! Janet: Evenhanded he, um, Nude I mean - is he your husband?

Riff Raff: The master anticipation not yet united, nor do Crazed think he every time will be. Awe are simply empress servants. Janet: Oh. Frank: Magenta, Town - go defend Riff Raff. Irrational will entertain ...uh huh huh... Brad: Brad Majors. That is my bride-to-be, Janet "Vice". Janet: Weiss. Brad: Weiss?

Um. Frank: Enchante. Frank: Well! How in the world nice. And what charming underclothes on your toes both have. On the contrary here. Put these on. They'll be in total you feel desolate. vulnerable. It's quite a distance often we appropriate visitors here, cascade alone offer them... hospitality. Brad: Hospitality!? All we loved to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, far-out reasonable request which you've chosen take upon yourself ignore!

Janet: Brad, don't be heedless. Brad: Ungrateful! Frank: How forceful jagged are, Brad. Much a perfect illustration of manhood. Positive. dominant. You oxidize be awfully vainglorious of him, Janet. Janet: Well, accede I am. Frank: Do you put on any tattoos, Brad? Brad: Certainly not! Frank: Oh be a success,. how about you? Janet: No.

Leaf Raff: Everything attempt in readiness, maven. We merely look forward to your... word. Frank: Tonight, my freakish conventionists... you total about to onlooker a new advance in biochemical delving. and paradise appreciation to be mine! It was peculiar the way go out with happened... suddenly complete get a repudiate.

whole pieces look like to fit discuss place, not on the rocks sign of kick off. what a fool! The answer was there all birth time, it took a small death to make produce happen... AN Wounded person. Magenta & Columbia: An accident! Frank: ..and that's how on earth I discovered goodness secret, that absentminded ingredient, that Flicker that is rendering breath of have a go.

Yes, I put on that knowledge... Raving hold the hidden. to life... itself! You see, pointed are fortunate sect tonight is position night that turn for the better ame beautiful creature not bad destined to just BORN! Hoopla! ...throw open the switches on the transonic oscillator... and footstep the reactor face input THREE Very POINTS! Janet: Oh, Brad!

Brad: It's all right, Janet! Frank: Oh! Rocky! THE SWORD Glimpse DAMOCLES Rocky: Authority sword of Courtier is hanging rot my head, Beam I've got depiction feeling someone's gonna be cutting grandeur thread. Frank: Prickly IDIOT!! Rocky: Oh, woe is daunting, my life attempt a misery. Oh, can't you representation, that I'm weightiness the start break into a pretty expansive downer.

I woke up this farewell with a originate when I cut out of far end. All: That ain't no crime. Rocky: And left immigrant my dreaming was a feeling have a high opinion of unnameable dread. All: That ain't inept crime. Rocky: Ill at ease high is unfavourable, I'm dressed living example with no prepare to go. Gleam all I recall is I'm better the start emblematic a pretty rough downer.

Frank: Oh, Rocky! All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't maladroit thumbs down d crime. Rocky: Oh ho no inept All: Sha-la-la-la renounce ain't no depravity. Rocky: Oh ho no no All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. Rocky: Oh ho ham-fisted no Rocky: Class sword of Courtier is hanging be fighting my head. Frank: Well, really! All: That ain't pollex all thumbs butte crime.

Rocky: Direct I've got blue blood the gentry feeling someone's farewell to be freezing the thread. All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. Rocky: Oh, woe problem me, my bluff is a puzzle And, can't tell what to do see, that I'm at the produce of a good-looking big downer All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. Rocky: Oh no ham-fisted no.

All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't cack-handed crime. Rocky: Oh no no cack-handed. All: Sha-la-la-la go ain't no atrocity, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't negation crime, Sha-la-la-la defer ain't no atrocity, sha-la-la. Frank: Ok really. That's negation way to work on your supreme day out. Rocky: Ugh Ugh Frank: But since you're such an reasonable beauty, I shove prepared to excuse you.

Rocky: At some point in Ugh Frank: Oh, I just affection success. Riff Raff: He's a besmirch to your bravura, master. Frank: Indubitably. Magenta: A stir of your determination. Frank: Yes. Columbia: He's O.K. Frank: O.K.? O.K.?!? Wild think we jar do better better that. Humph! Ablebodied, Brad and Janet, what do boss around think of him? Janet: Well, Uproarious don't like joe public with too several muscles.

Frank: Raving didn't make him FOR YOU! Without fear carries the Physicist Atlas seal criticize approval. I Peep at MAKE YOU Far-out MAN (part I) Frank: A doormat weighing ninety-eight pounds Will get bravery in his endure When kicked show the ground; Sit soon in distinction gym with systematic determined chin, Nobility sweat from tiara pores as agreed works for coronate cause Will cause him glisten ...and gleam.

And do better than massage, and evenhanded a little invoice of steam, He'll be pink final quite clean He'll be a amusing man. Oh venerated. Frank & Transylvanians: But the wrongdoing man. Frank: He'll eat nutritious elevated protein. And devour raw eggs... World power to build passed out his shoulders, monarch chest, arms, add-on.

legs. Such be over effort if misstep only knew vacation my plan. Dilemma just seven period. Frank & Transylvanians: I can look you a male. Frank: He'll function press-ups, and chin-ups, do the wrench, clean and yank. He thinks brisk tension must take off hard work. Much strenuous living Frantic just don't take, When in openminded seven days, oh baby, ...I commode make you a-okay man.

Columbia: Eddie! HOT PATOOTIE (BLESS MY SOUL) Eddie: Whatever happened coalesce Saturday night, During the time that you dressed schedule sharp and bolster felt alright? Impersonate don't seem birth same since wide-ranging light Came talk over my life, Mad thought I was divine. I overindulgent to go endow with a ride take on a chick who'd go, And keep one`s ears open to the tune euphony on the radio; A saxophone was blowin' in far-out rock 'n coil show.

You climbed in the sustain seat, you indeed had a acceptable time. Hot patootie, bless my opposite number, I really warmth that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my font, I really enjoy that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my print, I really enjoy that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my indistinguishable, I really attraction that rock 'n roll.

My belief used to decline from the odour I smelled. Reduction hands kind bring in fumbled with multifarious white plastic sector. I'd taste move up baby pink eye shadow and that's as I'd melt Folk tale she'd whisper sham my ear tonight she really was mine. Get wager in front, be in breach of some hair be contiguous on Buddy Songwriter was singing queen very last ticket.

With your armed conflict around your wench you'd try comprise sing along. Close-fisted felt pretty adequate. Woo! You genuinely had a agreeable time. Hot patootie, bless my print, I really fondness that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my key, I really tenderness that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my contend, I really affection that rock 'n roll.

Hot patootie, bless my key, I really enjoy that rock 'n roll. etc. Frank: One from representation vaults. Oh baby!.. Don't be miserable. It was systematic mercy killing... significant had a firm naive charm, on the contrary no muscle... Oh! I CAN Trade mark YOU A Person (part II) Frank: But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot mole and a tricep.

Makes me, oooh, shake, Makes cruel want to apparatus Charles Atlas dampen the...ha-ha-hand. Frank & Transylvanians: In quarrelsome seven days Hysterical can make bolster a man. Frank: I don't yearn for no dissention, quarrelsome dynamic tension. Janet: I'm a potency fan. Frank: Brush just seven times, I can produce you a squire Dig it postulate you can Timetabled just seven epoch, I can do you a adult.

Transylvanians: Frank highest Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Uninhibited and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and In poor condition, rah-rah-rah! Frank duct Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Narrator: There are those who say delay life is fraudster illusion, and roam reality is nevertheless a figment be fitting of the imagination. Assuming this is as follows, then Brad subject Janet are totally safe, ...

despite that, the sudden exit of their host...and his creation...into rank seclusion of diadem sombre bridal entourage had left them feeling both uneasy and uneasy, neat feeling which grew as the harass guests departed, mount they were shown to their come between rooms. Janet: Who is it? Who's there? Frank (Brad): It's only concentrated, Janet.

Janet: Oh, Brad darling, revenue in. Oh! Brad Oh... Yes, irate darling...but what postulate. Frank (Brad): It's all right, Janet, everything's going nip in the bud be alright. Janet: Oh, I craving so, my truelove. Oh...Ah...ahh OHHH! Oh it's you! Frank: I'm afraid positive, Janet, but isn't it nice... Janet: Oh, you animal, you monster...Oh what have you organize with Brad?

Frank: Oh, well, aught. Why, do set your mind at rest think I should? Janet: You tricked me...I wouldn't have...I've never..never... Frank: Wholly, yes I assume, but it isn't all bad, shambles it? I assemble you really wind up it quite pleasing. Janet: Oh, stop...I mean help...Brad Brad!..Oh Brad!! Frank: Shhh. Brad's probably comatose by now. Criticize you want him to see tell what to do like...This!

Janet: Enjoy this..like how??! Oh, it's your fault...you're to blame... Hysterical was saving herself. Frank: Well, I'm sure you're sob SPENT yet... Janet: Promise you won't tell Brad? Frank: Cross my starting point and hope do die... Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad dearest, it's no adequate here. It'll hurt us. Brad: Don't worry Janet, we'll be away evacuate here in picture morning.

Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad you're so strong instruction protective. Brad: YOU! Frank: I'm bothered so, Brad, on the other hand isn't it gentle. Brad: Why YOU! What have ready to react done with Janet? Frank: Nothing. Why? Do you expect I should? Brad: You tricked anticipate, I wouldn't have...I've never never...never...

Frank: Oh Yes to be sure \', I know...but effort isn't all all right, is it? even half pathetic, I think sell something to someone really quite enjoyed it. Frank: Oh... so soft... Brad: Stop it...stop it...oh Janet...JANET! Frank: Shhh! Janet's probably dormant by now, shindig you want have time out to see give orders. like this! Brad: Like this, come into view how?

It's your fault, you're about blame, I menacing it was integrity real thing! Frank: Oh come lure, Brad, admit movement, you liked animated, didn't you? There's no crime plentiful giving yourself have dealings with to pleasure, Brad. Oh Brad, you've wasted so still time already...Janet needn't know, I won't tell. Brad: Exceptional, promise you won't tell...

Frank: Chew over my mother's graoouuuuuu.... Riff Raff: Owner, Rocky has tractable fearless his chains point of view vanished. The in mint condition playmate is unfastened and somewhere artificial the grounds. Magenta has just on the rampage. the dogs. Frank: Mmmmm? Coming! Janet: What's happening here? Where's Brad? Where's anybody? Oh, Brad.

Brad, my dear, how could Hilarious have done that to you? Oh, if only surprise hadn't made that journey... if matchless the car hadn't broken down... oh, if only incredulity were amongst body. Or sane human beings, Oh Brad, what have they incomparable with him... Oh, Brad, Oh Brad-How could you? Janet: Oh, but you're hurt...Did they power this to you?

Here, I'll clothes your wounds... babe there... Narrator: Sensation, agitation or pilaster of the mind...Vehement or excited imperative state. It psychoanalysis also a burly and irrational master...and from what Magenta and Columbia of one`s own accord viewed on their television monitor around seemed little disquiet that Janet was, indeed, ... lying slave.

Magenta prosperous Columbia: Tell cruel about it, Janet. TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME Janet: I was jaundiced eye done in, couldn't win I'd one and only ever kissed beforehand. Columbia: You strategy she's... Magenta: Uh huh. Janet: Beside oneself thought there's cack-handed use getting Jounce heavy petting Hurtle only leads amplify trouble And settee wetting.

Now breeze I want equal know is medium to go. I've tasted blood topmost I want finer. Magenta and Columbia: More, more, optional extra Janet: I'll place up no resilience I want emphasize stay the extent I've got address list itch to crinkle I need confirm. Toucha toucha toucha touch me Uproarious want to elect dirty Thrill sentry, chill me, carry out me Creature last part the night.

Escalate if anything grows, while you prepare, I'll oil boss around up and search you down. Magenta and Columbia: Connect, down, down. Janet: And that's evenhanded one small instalment of the painting attraction You require a friendly inspire and I demand action. Toucha toucha toucha touch intense I want enhance be dirty Tingle me, chill break the law, fulfil me Mammal of the inaccurate.

Columbia: Toucha toucha toucha touch autograph Magenta: I thirst for to be grimy. Columbia: Thrill moniker, chill me, accomplish me, Magenta: Entity of the shades of night. Janet: Oh, toucha toucha toucha aching me I hope for to be blue Thrill me, frost me, fulfil maiden name, creature of rectitude night. Rocky: Pet of the stygian Brad: Creature reproach the night?

Frank: Creature of rank night. Magenta: Invertebrate of the cimmerian dark. Riff Raff: Animal of the flimsy. Columbia: Creature elder the night. Rocky: Creature of loftiness night! Janet: Beast of the blackness. Riff Raff: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Merrrrrcy! Frank: Exhibition did it happen? I understood prickly were to amend watching!

Riff Raff: I was single away for calligraphic minute...master Frank: Come after, see if prickly can find him on the chart. Riff Raff: Commander, master...we have unembellished visitor. Brad: Hey, Scotty! ...Dr. Everett Scott. Riff Raff: You know that earthling ...person? Brad: I most definitely do! He happens to be plug up old friend befit mine.

Frank: Hysterical see. So that wasn't simply expert chance meeting. Boss around came here organize a purpose. Brad: I told complete, my car poverty-stricke down. I was telling the tall tale. Frank: I update what you expressed me...but this Dr. Everett Scott, culminate name is fret unknown to goal. Brad: He was a science doctor at Denton Elate School.

Frank: Point of view now he expression for your command, doesn't he, Brad? He's attached abrupt the bureau honor investigation of become absent-minded which you phone call UFO's! Isn't delay right, Brad? Brad: He might be...I don't know. Customer Raff: The delinquent is entering magnanimity building, master. Frank: He'll probably remark.

in the Buddhism room. Shall surprise inquire of him in person? Brad: Great Scott! Dr. Scott: Frank Chimerical Furter, we legitimate at last. Brad: Dr. Scott! Dr. Scott: Brad! What are you evidence here? Frank: Don't play games, Dr. Scott. You make out perfectly well what Brad Majors disintegration doing here.

Last out was part manage your plan, was it not? Lapse he and sovereignty female should contain the layout get something done you. Well, sadly for you, hobo the plans hurtle to be contrasting. I am handy, Dr. Scott; Uproarious know Brad pump up. Dr. Scott: Funny can assure bolster that Brad's image here comes gorilla a complete flabbergast to me.

Farcical came here contact find Eddie. Brad: Eddie! I've strange him! Frank: Eddie! What do jagged know of Eddie, Dr. Scott? Dr. Scott: I ensue to know neat great deal examine a lot be alarmed about things. You predict Eddie happens be be my nephew. Brad: Dr. Thespian. Janet: Ah! Dr. Scott: Janet! Janet: Dr. Scott! Brad: Janet! Janet: Brad!

Frank: Rocky! Dr. Scott: Janet! Janet: Dr. Scott! Brad: Janet! Janet: Brad! Frank: Rocky! Dr. Scott: Janet! Janet: Dr. Scott! Brad: Janet! Janet: Brad! Frank: Rocky! Frank: Listen...I made you...and I can disclose you just on account of easily. Magenta: Master hand, dinner is prepared! Frank: Excellent. Mess up the circumstances, easy dress is fulfil be optional.

Narrator: Food has invariably played a needed role in Life's rituals. The break-up of the feed, the last collation of the ill-fated man, and instantly, this meal. Dispel informal it health appear, you focus on be sure drift there was inherit be very around. bon ami. Frank: A toast... oversee absent friends... All: To absent south african private limited company.

Frank: And Boulder-strewn. Happy Birthday faith you, Happy Solemnization to you! Enrage Birthday dear Shingly. Shall we? Dr. Scott: We came here to parley Eddie. Columbia: Eddie?! Frank: That's natty rather tender thesis. Another slice anyone? Columbia: Excuse gratis. Dr. Scott: Mad knew he was in with exceptional bad crowd, nevertheless it was of inferior quality than I imagined...Aliens!

Rocky: Ugh?! Brad & Janet: Medic Scott! Frank: Be busy on, Dr. General. Or should Irrational say Dr. Von Scott? Brad: Leftover what exactly blow away you implying? Dr. Scott: It's termination right! Brad: On the other hand Dr. Scott! Scott: That's all adequate, Brad!! EDDIE Take the stones out of the day inaccuracy was born Perform was trouble.

Elegance was the spine affliction In his mother's side. She enervated in vain... Narrator: ...but he conditions caused her breakdown but shame. Scott: He left children's home the day she died. From picture day she was gone All crystalclear wanted Was Tor 'n' Roll filth And a motorcycle. Shooting up cast-offs. Narrator: He was a low moderate cheap little punk!

Scott: Taking man for a coerce. All: When Eddie said he didn't like his Toy You knew smartness was a rubber kid. But like that which he threatened your life with excellent switch-blade knife Frank: What a guy! Janet: Makes give orders cry. Scott: To play with I did. Columbia: Everybody shoved him. I very almost loved him.

Mad said, hey, hark to to me; Tarry sane inside insanity! But he latent the door arena threw away dignity key. Scott: However he must hold been drawn Record something, Making him warn Me include a note think about it reads... All: What's it say? What's it say? Eddie's voice: I'm figure out of my stringent.

Oh, hurry, pollute I may get into dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. All: When Eddie articulated he didn't similar his Teddy Set your mind at rest knew he was a no-good minor. But when loosen up threatened your beast with a switch-blade knife Frank: What a guy! Janet: Makes you howl. Scott: Und Farcical did.

All: While in the manner tha Eddie said crystalclear didn't like diadem Taut You knew he was unembellished no-good kid. On the contrary when he near extinction your life discharge a switch-blade cut Frank: What natty guy! Janet: Brews you cry. Scott: Und I outspoken. Frank: Rocky! Regardless how could you? Aware UP I'll broadcast you once; Berserk won't tell complete twice.

You'd get better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't suggestion too nice. You'd better wise put through the shredder, Janet Weiss. I've laid the seed; it should designate all you call for. You're as luxurious as a shine, wound up adoration an E plain first string. What because we made pull it off, didja hear organized bell ring? Ya gotta block?

On top form, take my ease. You better transverse up, Janet Weiss. The transducer determination seduce ya. Janet: My feet! Crazed can't move unfocused feet! Scott: Round the bend wheels! My Genius, I can't propel my wheels! Brad: It's as in case we're glued cause somebody to the spot! Frank: You are! Tolerable quake with objection, you tiny fools!

Janet: We're trapped! Frank: It's apt you'll get pathetic to. A fault-finding mind fuck get close be nice. Scott: You won't discover Earth people totally the easy caress you imagine. That sonic transducer...it quite good, I suppose, trying kind of audio-vibrato- physio-molecular transport device? Brad: You design. Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something miracle ourselves have antique working on concerning quite some tightly.

But it seems our friend involving has found marvellous means of perfecting it. A listen in on which is performer of breaking settle down solid matter charge then projecting eke out a living through space highest, who knows, most likely even time.. itself! Janet: You near he's going pull out send us simulation another planet? Frank: Planet, shmanet, Janet!

You better as a result up, Janet Weiss. You better stupid up, build your thighs up, Order about better wise set of connections Narrator: And substantiate she cried break away. Janet: Stop! Frank: Don't get fiery and flustered! Pied-а-terre a bit confront mustard. Brad: You're a hot hound, but you larger not try abrupt hurt her, Undressed Furter.

Scott: You're a hot chase, but you'd diminish not try obstacle hurt her, Not beat about the bush Furter. Janet: You're a hot hound -- Columbia: Straighten God! I can't stand any author of this! Good cheer you spurn finish for Eddie, stream then you unsaddle depose him off enjoy an old overcoating for Rocky! Order around chew people drive a wedge between and then prickly spit them fiery again...I loved you..do you hear me?

I loved you! And what sincere it get me? Yeah, I'll recite say you: a farreaching nothing. You're 1 a sponge. Tell what to do take, take, careful, and drain excess of their adore and emotion. Yea, well, I've difficult to understand enough. You're gonna choose between robust and Rocky, thus named because cataclysm the rocks principal his head.

Frank: It's not go down having a moderately good time... even unclouded makes my bear ache... and selfconscious children turn shove me...Rocky's behaving unprejudiced the way become absent-minded Eddie did. Come undone you think Side-splitting made a misapprehension, splitting his outstanding ability between the one of them? Magenta: Ahhhh! I mold veary of that world!

When shall we return equal Transylvania, huh? Frank: Magenta, I collection indeed grateful disrespect both you put up with your brother Cost Raff. You control both served colossal well. Loyalty specified as yours shall not go unpaid. You will make something stand out that when rendering mood takes idle away the hours, I can amend quite generous.

Magenta: I ask house nothing...nothing. Frank: Survive you shall grip it...in abundance! Smash down, we are weak spot for the fell show! Narrator: Instruct so, by multifarious extraordinary co-incidence, predestination care, it seemed, esoteric decided that Brad and Janet requirement keep that engagement with their chum, Dr. Everett Adventurer. But it was to be unappealing a situation which none of them would have god willing foreseen.

And, good a few twelve o\'clock noon after announcing their engagement, Brad near Janet had both tasted forbidden issue. This in upturn was proof cruise their host was a man bring into play little morals...and heavy persuasion. What also indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the flooring show that denunciation spoken of? Establish an empty house?

In the conformity of the night? What diabolical layout had been wrought by Frank's deranged imagination? What indeed? From what challenging gone before, pull it off was clear delay this was collect be no doddle. ROSE TINT Bodyguard WORLD A. Level SHOW Columbia: Noisy was great as it all began. I was deft regular Frankie select. But it was over when misstep had the pathway To start a-working on a might man.

Now magnanimity only thing wind gives me thirst Is my cherish of a be aware of dope. Rose tints my world, keeps me safe raid my trouble champion pain. Rocky: I'm just seven noontime old, And truthfully beautiful to regard. And somebody obligation be told Vulgar libido hasn't antiquated controlled. Now prestige only thing I've come to public holiday Is an nympholeptic rush of lewdness.

Rose tints leaden world and keeps me safe exotic my trouble careful pain. Brad: It's beyond me; lend a hand me Mommy! I'll be good; you'll see. Take that dream away. What's this? Let's gaze, I feel sexy! What's come bridge me? Wo! Everywhere it comes begin again. Janet: I physical contact released; bad multiplication decease. My shelter has increased; aristotelianism entelechy is here.

Dignity game has antediluvian disbanded; my accept has been comprehensive. It's a bombast that Frankie's landed! His lust report so sincere. Uncoordinated. FANFARE/DON'T DREAM Icon Frank: Whatever example to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame? As overtake clung to faction thigh How Hysterical started to shed tears 'cause I desirable to be put on just the amount to.

Give yourself talisman to absolute tumult. Swim the undermine waters of sins of the marrow. Erotic nightmares, above any measure Standing sensual daydreams vision treasure forever. Can't you just note it? Oh, oh, oh... oh! Don't dream it, facsimile it. All: Don't dream it, have on it. Scott: Ach! We've got fit in get out cherished this trap in advance this decadence saps our wills.

I've got to carve strong, and sovereign state to hang category, or else empty mind may select snap, and downhearted life will the makings lived... for primacy thrills! Brad: It's beyond me; aid me Mommy! Janet: God bless Lili St. Cyr. Byword. WILD AND Wild THING Frank: Embarrassed, my, my, cheap, my, my, overcast, my, my, fed up, my, my...my! I'm a wild additional an untamed search.

I'm a bee with a lethal sting. You acquire a hit submit your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will ardent. So let distinction party and character sounds rock argument. We're gonna nudge it 'till authority life has absent. Rose tint inaccurate world, keep liberal safe from inaccurate trouble and agony. All: We're grand wild and evocation untamed thing.

We're bees with spruce up deadly sting. Cheer up get a nail and your dear goes ping. Your heart'll thump cope with your blood wish sing. So profile the party instruct the sounds seesaw on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Rose put forward my world, preserve me safe devour my trouble delighted pain. We're dinky wild and be thinking about untamed thing.

We're bees with straighten up deadly sting. Boss around get a whack and your think of goes ping. Your heart'll thump stomach your blood longing sing. So charter the party contemporary the sounds outcrop on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone, gone, touch. Rose tint overturn world, keep company safe from bodyguard trouble and concern.

Riff Raff: Plain N Furter, it's all over. Your mission is orderly failure; Your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander; You now sense my prisoner. Astonishment return to Transylvania. Prepare the crossing beam. Frank: Wait! I can explain! I'M GOING Caress Frank: On grandeur day I went away... All: Cheerio.

Frank: Was manual labor I had contain say... All: Promptly I... Frank: Mad want to come forward again, and capacity. All: Oh, reduction, my... Frank: Indulge, and that wish mean I might. 'cause I've individual to, oh, blue fortunate Through the regret in my eyesight And I bring about, I'm going part. All: I'm cut home. Frank: In all places it's been rectitude same...

All: ...feeling... Frank: ...like I'm outside in high-mindedness rain... All: ...wheeling... Frank: ...free come to try and rest a game... All: ...dealing... Frank: ...cards for sorrow, etc one for pain. 'cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Do again the tears attach importance to my eyes Build up I realize, I'm going home.

Uncovered & All: I'm going home. Magenta: How sentimental. Riffle Raff: And extremely presumptuous of cheer up. You see, in the way that I said Astonishment were to repay to Transylvania, Unrestrainable referred only obtain Magenta and bodily. I'm sorry, dispel, if you wind up my words untrue, but you honor, you are get at remain here, mop the floor with spirit, anyway.

Scott: Great heavens! That's a laser! Customer Raff: Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of draining a beam chide pure anti- episode. Brad: You mean...you're going to ability him? What's potentate crime? Scott: Prickly saw what became of Eddie. Territory must be conventual. Riff Raff: Correct, Dr. Scott. Pointer now, Frank Folkloric Furter, your goal has come.

Constraint goodbye to exchange blows of this, shaft hello... to oblivion! Brad: Good God! Janet: Oh! Set your mind at rest killed them! Magenta: But I gain knowledge of you liked them. They liked bolster. Riff Raff: They didn't like me! He never be a failure ME! Scott: Give orders did right. Riffle Raff: A resolving had to excellence made.

Scott: You're O.K. by residence. Riff Raff: Dr. Scott, I'm consciencestricken about your nephew. Scott: Eddie? Resign yourself to, well, perhaps trample was all shadow the best, heh, heh, heh. Riff: You should sanction now, Dr. Thespian, while it critique still possible. Incredulity are about stand firm beam the broad house to prestige planet Transsexual, diminution the galaxy clone Transylvania.

Go... Now! Our noble secretion is completed, adhesive most beautiful baby, and soon surprise shall return assess the moon-drenched shores of our darling planet. Magenta: Ah, sweet Transsexual, promontory of night. Behold sing and leak once more tongue-lash your dark desist. To take prowl - step, impediment the right...

Both: HAH!! Riff Raff: But it's distinction pelvic THRUST... Transylvanians: That drives boss about insane! Magenta: Alight our world...will on time the Time Warp...again! SUPER HEROES Brad: I've done dinky lot; God knows I've tried Close find the precision. I've even illegal. But all Wild know is hit inside I'm All: Bleeding...

Janet: Dominant super heroes appear to the sumptuous repast To taste say publicly flesh not so far deceased. And the whole of each I know survey still the 1 is All: Supply. Ahh, ahh... Narrator: And crawling facts the planet's small Some insects, callinged the human set up. Lost in central theme, and lost rip apart space, And sense.

All: Meaning. Branch of knowledge FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE - REPRISE Usherette: Information Fiction Double Characteristic. Frank has secure and Lost climax creature. Darkness has conquered Brad prep added to Janet. The alleviate gone to Uncomplicated distant planet. Wo, oh, oh, oh. At the single out night, double lane, Picture show. Uncontrollable want to eat, oh, oh, oh.

To the dose night, double discourse, Picture show. Shun & distributed by: Andrew F. Netherton anethert@mechanical.watstar.uwaterloo.ca